Two syllables. Pronounced lone·ly.
Now you are wondering how I am so lonely. I'm the guy who has someone follow them to the bathroom because that time a girl tried to jump him by hiding in a bathroom stall. Clearly I'm with someone 24/7, I’d say 365 days a year but in the last year I did have one day alone. Shocker all around people.
I'm no konvict, that’s with a k not a c, so I don’t go around singing Lonely I’m so lonely, I have nobody, to call my own
. I am not Akon. Wrong celebrity, I am Joe Jonas and I am lonely. Was that too Alcohol Anonymous of me? Oh well.
I’ve got girls following my every blink. Literally. Last week, I met a girl who told me exactly how many times I blinked during the Paranoid video (147.5, one was a wink). It was the creepiest fan meeting I’d had in a long while, but it made me think.
I'm always around my family, but technically I am not around them. Can you tell they have all left me behind, seeing how they are all in love? If they are all in love and I'm not does that make me a rebel or a loser?
Nick has whoever his fling is at the moment. It is hard to keep up with him. Miley, Demi, or Selena whoever tickles his pickle at the moment. Whatever at least he has someone.
Kevin’s married, in all technicalities it is like he has been married for four years now. He met Danielle and literally handed her his package to put safe and sound in her Louis Vuitton bag until the wedding night.
Mom and Dad have each other; clearly nothing was breaking that bond.
Frankie, the nine year old, had someone. Granted it was only Noah Cyrus, but still.
Who did Joe Jonas have? His right hand. No, I'm kidding about that. All right not really but really I'm a hormonal guy. Don’t judge, Mommy promised me it was normal.
So here leaves me alone and taking a stand. As of Monday, December 7, 2009 at 11:53 pm I will no longer be lonely. Actually it is kind of late and my right hand is missing me so maybe I’ll start tomorrow on my trek to not being lonely.A new story. I know, I'm crazy. I do, I really know how crazy I am. Thoughts? Concerns? Questions? Anything?