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Lonely No More Sneak Peek 
2nd-Feb-2010 06:38 pm
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Two syllables. Pronounced lone·ly.

Now you are wondering how I am so lonely. I'm the guy who has someone follow them to the bathroom because that time a girl tried to jump him by hiding in a bathroom stall. Clearly I'm with someone 24/7, I’d say 365 days a year but in the last year I did have one day alone. Shocker all around people.

I'm no konvict, that’s with a k not a c, so I don’t go around singing Lonely I’m so lonely, I have nobody, to call my own. I am not Akon. Wrong celebrity, I am Joe Jonas and I am lonely. Was that too Alcohol Anonymous of me? Oh well.

I’ve got girls following my every blink. Literally. Last week, I met a girl who told me exactly how many times I blinked during the Paranoid video (147.5, one was a wink). It was the creepiest fan meeting I’d had in a long while, but it made me think.

I'm always around my family, but technically I am not around them. Can you tell they have all left me behind, seeing how they are all in love? If they are all in love and I'm not does that make me a rebel or a loser?

Nick has whoever his fling is at the moment. It is hard to keep up with him. Miley, Demi, or Selena whoever tickles his pickle at the moment. Whatever at least he has someone.

Kevin’s married, in all technicalities it is like he has been married for four years now. He met Danielle and literally handed her his package to put safe and sound in her Louis Vuitton bag until the wedding night.

Mom and Dad have each other; clearly nothing was breaking that bond.

Frankie, the nine year old, had someone. Granted it was only Noah Cyrus, but still.

Who did Joe Jonas have? His right hand. No, I'm kidding about that. All right not really but really I'm a hormonal guy. Don’t judge, Mommy promised me it was normal.

So here leaves me alone and taking a stand. As of Monday, December 7, 2009 at 11:53 pm I will no longer be lonely. Actually it is kind of late and my right hand is missing me so maybe I’ll start tomorrow on my trek to not being lonely.

A new story. I know, I'm crazy. I do, I really know how crazy I am. Thoughts? Concerns? Questions? Anything?
3rd-Feb-2010 02:34 am (UTC)
I'm very intrigued! Do you have more ready to post up?
3rd-Feb-2010 02:41 am (UTC)

Not yet. Actually, I'm writing more tonight and also waiting to see the ~repsonse everywhere I post at.
3rd-Feb-2010 03:02 am (UTC)
Hahaha I think this might be my new favorite story of yours...
3rd-Feb-2010 04:37 am (UTC)
Really? Wow.

btw last time around is playing.
3rd-Feb-2010 03:22 am (UTC)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. i am laughing at the "i really know how crazy i am" part. that time we had this conversation today? :|

love you and love the images of joe this puts in my mind :P and can't wait for more.
3rd-Feb-2010 04:38 am (UTC)
lol yes yes we did. i am crazy for starting this. i know.

hahaha.... ooops? lol. wait until the ~dating starts.
3rd-Feb-2010 04:18 am (UTC)
did you really count the number of blinks? LOL

and i love this :D
3rd-Feb-2010 04:40 am (UTC)
nope! haha. actually someone who was editting it for me took what i had written and changed it to that. it was just a random number she came up with.

yay! thanks!!! :)
3rd-Feb-2010 04:51 am (UTC)
I'm intrigued.
*pokes for more*
3rd-Feb-2010 05:00 am (UTC)
*ouch* ;)

I'm glad you are intrigued. It seems as if I've gotten a lot of people intrigued.
I hope to have more this week! :)
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